Millionaire dog

Check this out... Leona Helmsley, the witch that died earlier this month, left $12 million dollars in a trust fund to her dog, Trouble!!!

That's just frikkin' crazy folks... She also left two of her 4 grand kids out of her will saying "they know why".

But $12 million goes to Trouble. Hell, how old is this dog? It might only have a couple years left. She left $3 million dollars in a fund to steam-clean and wash her family mausoleum at least once per year. That's only a quarter of what she let the dog!

Hmmm... now, Anna Nicole Smith hooked up with that old geyser because he had money. I wonder who might be sick enough to go get romantic with this mutt for a chunk of that $12 million.

This just makes you wonder what the hell people are thinking some times. Even if this dog lived another 5 years let's say... that is a serious chunk of change to go through. What will they feed Trouble? I'm guessing 3 squares of beluga caviar per day should put a minor dent in that bank account.

CraZy!!!

So, what is it with politicians? And it's not like any of this is NEW... or at least it should not be. Going back to the Greeks and Persians, politicians have had a fondness for young men and sexually deviant behavior.

But lately, with the way our current media can get us the scoop in a matter of moments, it seems that our political leadership is like an Alto short of having an all-perv choir. They can tour the whole country, picking up young men in the front row of their gigs like a rock star would pick up a fat-bottomed girl.

The latest of course is Senator Larry Craig of Idaho. He apparently peered through the crack in a bathroom stall and made some indication that he wanted to "get it on". Now, he and his wife claim he is not, nor has he ever been, gay.

Hmmm... men having sex with men...

Sounds gay to me!

The best part is this... he said that his "guilty plea was a mistake." Wait a moment... the guilty plea was a mistake? Not the act of propositioning a plain-clothed police officer in a men's rest room? No, no mistake there huh?

The crazy thing is these guys just don't even get it. Going back to good ol' Bill Clinton's infamous "I did not have sex with that woman" line... Gimme a break... guys have a hard time keeping it in their pants, this is a well documented fact throughout history. In fact, most cultures look upon monogamy as a funny little joke... "what, all these beautiful women here and I can only choose ONE???" Good one, Allah!!!

I think no one would be as upset and bent about all this impropriety if these guys were just honest about it. So, you've fantasized about touching a man's bare ass? Big frikkin' deal... really, who cares?

Just be sure to keep it on THAT side of the fence, my friend... I don't want none of them gay cooties over here where my green grass is growing.

And lastly...

Well, this should be the kiss of death for any political campaign... Fidel Castro has dubbed a Clinton-Obama Presidential ticket as "invincible".

Two things here... first, It SHOULD be Obama-Clinton, thankyouverymuch...

Second... since when is Castro an expert on American Politics. Just because he is the last bastion of the red enemy... Communism folks... not the other red enemy... doesn't mean he can tell us what would work! Do us a favor, Fidel, and keep your political thoughts to yourself!

Now make nice and roll me another frikkin' stogie there Fidel... thanks...

Peace out...

Heitz