Just curious...
We all know that the best way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in the head, right? OR... alternatively, one could bash the head in with some sort of blunt object.
So, why is it in all Zombie movies, it takes the locals a good hour of shooting zombies before they realize you need to put one between the eyes? Not that I mind that Milla Jovovich has to come save the day... I should be so lucky as to have zombies after me so that she could come save me! ;)
Kinda makes me wonder about peeps that can't see the forest for all the damn trees sometimes... or when they just lack some damn common sense...
Point in case...
Those damn Viagra commercials. Now don't get me wrong, I am all about being able to enjoy some time with whoever the lady for the weekend may be. But, the most recent commercial they have out is just mental. 8 dudes in a recording studio at like 1am singing about "Viva Viagra!". How do we know it was after 1 O'clock in the morning? Because the commercial told us so. Why is that important??? It only begs the question... if all these dudes are popping Viagra, then what the hell are they doing sitting around with a bunch of other dudes in the middle of the night for? Seriously, get yer priorities straight fellas! Hell, even getting yourself a Craigslist girlfriend for an hour is better than sitting there with all them guys!
200 Roses anyone?
Anyhoo... been a while since I wrote anything... guess I should get cracking on watching these zombies get their asses handed to them by my girl Milla.
Peace out
Heitz
