Just curious...
We all know that the best way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in the head, right? OR... alternatively, one could bash the head in with some sort of blunt object.
So, why is it in all Zombie movies, it takes the locals a good hour of shooting zombies before they realize you need to put one between the eyes? Not that I mind that Milla Jovovich has to come save the day... I should be so lucky as to have zombies after me so that she could come save me! ;)
Kinda makes me wonder about peeps that can't see the forest for all the damn trees sometimes... or when they just lack some damn common sense...
Point in case...
Those damn Viagra commercials. Now don't get me wrong, I am all about being able to enjoy some time with whoever the lady for the weekend may be. But, the most recent commercial they have out is just mental. 8 dudes in a recording studio at like 1am singing about "Viva Viagra!". How do we know it was after 1 O'clock in the morning? Because the commercial told us so. Why is that important??? It only begs the question... if all these dudes are popping Viagra, then what the hell are they doing sitting around with a bunch of other dudes in the middle of the night for? Seriously, get yer priorities straight fellas! Hell, even getting yourself a Craigslist girlfriend for an hour is better than sitting there with all them guys!
200 Roses anyone?
Anyhoo... been a while since I wrote anything... guess I should get cracking on watching these zombies get their asses handed to them by my girl Milla.
Peace out
Heitz
2 comments:
They're sitting around at 1:00am with their buddies because they're STILL hard from FIVE hours earlier when they got done gettin it on and the novelty wore off. I'm sure after multiple "encounters" let's say, their special ladies are pretty exhausted and maybe one even has a broken hip from all the excitement. So of course the only thing left for a bunch of manly men to do is get together and sing a song about it. Like Sesame Street. Makes total sense.
And why are all the Viva Viagra men ugly and crusty looking? When I see those ads, I shudder to think about one of those dudes coming at me with a perpetually hard wood. Like a zombie! Club em in the head and run away! ARHHH!
K
Brother Grimace here. In the second Resident Evil film, that cop who got blown off the roof by Nemesis deserved what he got. He shoots every other damned zombie right betwen the eyes, but when Nemesis comes around the corner - center of mass. Idiot!
As for Viagra - maybe that's the only way they can get hold of a club that they can handle! A cousin of mine said it best about most of those old guys using it - 'What are they going to do with that woman anyway - pee on her? That's all they probably can manage!'
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